I had a near death experience today....
Me: (casually lighting a cigarette.)
Mom: Sam! You have strep throat!
Me: Yes....I do
Mom: (points at the cigarette)
Me: oh... I feel better now? :s
Insert coughing attack at a really bad time....
Mom: Put it out and eat some soup!
Me: ....but i'm not hungry...
Mom: Eat it or I will kill you faster than those cigarettes will!!!!!
turns out she had a bad day at work....
